Story generator

Hack Details:  I’m looking to build a device that will take a few words inputted, generate a story, and output it on a thermal/serial/parallel printer. I may or may not be working on a quantum time machine to go around it, but if I told you about that then I’d have to kill you..
What you need to make it happen?:  Software, programmers, help with the technical end of things. I have a printer, arduino and some odd ideas.
Your name: Sinead McDonald
Twitter/website:http://sineadmcdonald.com